A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.