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Your momma so fat... She has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter.
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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
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Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
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Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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