Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.