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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer.
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