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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?  A: Artificial intelligence.
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.
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Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
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Q: What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A: A tea party.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal? A: Thirty minutes of begging.
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