Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.