TEACHER : What is further away, Australia or the Moon?
Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night.
What happened when the blonde tried to give her boyfriend a blow-job while he was driving?
They both fell off the motorcycle.
After losing his fortune, a Texas oilman decided to spend his last twenty bucks at a whorehouse.
He entered and promptly went up to the Madam and asked her what he could get for $20.
The Madam gave him a lengthy stare and told him to go upstairs, last door on the left.
He proceeded to march up the stairs and entered the room.
To his shock and pleasure he saw a beautiful blonde waiting naked on the bed.
So he tore off his clothes and jumped on and started pumping away for dear life.
Upon orgasm he noticed that stuff started oozing out of her eyeballs.
He runs down to the Madam to report this and she looks at him turns around and yells, "Hey Charlie....... The dead one's full again!"
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger?
When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
Vote:
Q. What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
A. Fucks Funny!
If I won the Lottery, I wouldn’t be one of those people who immediately quit their jobs.
I’d make my boss’s life a living hell for a week or two first.
Misers are lousy to live with, but they make great ancestors.
I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
Q: What will a giraffe do, if you spit in its face?
A: It will kick off your ladder…