Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
Q: How does a blonde part her hair? A: By doing the splits.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.