Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse?
Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor?
They were given a right roasting.
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Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence?
A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
Money spoils people, thus folks of Sierra Leone are really good.
An old seamstress is slowly walking back to her job from lunch, when a flasher jumps out of an alley and opens his coat wide.
The old woman looks him up and down, shakes her head sadly, and says "You call that a lining?"
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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom!
Q: What kind of celebration pays down the national debt?
A: A tea party.
When we moved to the US I was 8 years old.
I remember asking my father if I can have an allowance?
When he asked me what that was, I said you're allowed to give me money.
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti?
A: "I'm pasta."
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