How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three.
One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.
Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down?
Hoe-Down.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Q: What is height of Honesty?
A: A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
What do you call a tired cow?
Milked out.
What do you get from a short-legged cow?
Dragon milk.
What do you call explosive cow vomit?
A cud missle.
Did you hear about the snobby cow?
She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.