He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Q: What game do tornadoes like to play?
A: Twister.
Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class?
A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
What a cannibal say to its victim? Nice to meat you.
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Q: What do you call a naked deer?
A: Buck naked!
Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?
A: A dic-tater.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.