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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
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Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.
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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth.
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How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back. And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first.
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What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.
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As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!
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Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
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