Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class?
A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
What a cannibal say to its victim? Nice to meat you.
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Q: What do you call a naked deer?
A: Buck naked!
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Q: Why did Hitler hate golf?
A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.