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Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
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What a cannibal say to its victim? Nice to meat you.
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Q: What do you call a naked deer? A: Buck naked!
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
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Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
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Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk.
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