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An elephant goes to a camel and says why have you got a pair of tits on your back, the camel then replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.
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Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates A: Hugh Hefner.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, viagra, women
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
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Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
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While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What a great idea," he thinks to himself and buys three of them. Two weeks later, however, he goes back to using toilet paper.
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Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like... Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, love, music
Which big cat should you never play cards with? A cheetah.
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Q: What is a computer's first sign of old age? A: Loss of memory.
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My yoga instructor says I need to work on my breathing. But I mean, 41 years, still alive. I kinda got it.
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Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!
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