Q: Why did this woman cross the road? A: Because I was not fast enough to hit her.
What did the red light say to the green light? Don't look I'm changing!
Remember when we spent money like there was no tomorrow? Well, it’s tomorrow.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?" "The tombstone back there said... 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'
Kid threw the butter out the window, he wanted to see a butterfly.
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup." Waiter: "Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers."
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.