Q: Two blondes are standing on top of the Empire State Building. How can you tell which one is the true blonde and which one is the bleached blonde? A: The bleached blonde isn't throwing bread crumbs at the helicopters!
Sperm 1: How much longer tell we get to the egg? Sperm 2: We've still got a long way to go. We're only half way down the esophagus.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you put another dish in the sink.
Life is a car wash … and I’m on a bicycle.
What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator ? The elevator can raise a child.
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.