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Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win? A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
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Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher-
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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?  She thought children should be seen and not herded!
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What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
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How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
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