Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win?
A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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That tornado damage your cow barn any?
Dunno.
Haven't found the durn thing yet.
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?
She heard he was a cowpuncher-
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
What is the most important use for cowhide?
To hold the cow together.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.