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What's a rabbits favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.
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Q:Did you hear the joke about the rope? A:Just skip it.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common? A: You push them both aside when you eat.
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Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days
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The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
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Q: What do builders use to make websites? A: Com.crete.
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If you want to lose weight, it is not so difficult as it seems. You only have to leave out the third breakfast, the fourth lunch and the fifth dinner.
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Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
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Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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