What's a rabbits favourite car?
Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.
Q:Did you hear the joke about the rope?
A:Just skip it.
Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common?
A: You push them both aside when you eat.
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Q: What are the hottest days during summer?
A: Sun-days
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
Q: What do builders use to make websites?
A: Com.crete.
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If you want to lose weight, it is not so difficult as it seems.
You only have to leave out the third breakfast, the fourth lunch and the fifth dinner.
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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