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Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: There's a clock on the stove!
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Kangaroo 911: "What's your emergency?" Kangaroo: "I can't find my children" Kangaroo 911: "Did you check your pockets?" Kangaroo: "Oh nevermind."
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
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Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
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What is a "successful hunting trip"? When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
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Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island? A: He wanted maximum isolation.
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Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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