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Sperm 1: How much longer tell we get to the egg? Sperm 2: We've still got a long way to go. We're only half way down the esophagus.
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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you put another dish in the sink.
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A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him. “Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going,” yells the midget. The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde.” The midget replies, “Not from where I'm standing.”
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Life is a car wash … and I’m on a bicycle.
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Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is.
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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
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My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
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