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Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
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Two hunters shot a deer, and were dragging him to the car by the hind leg, which was difficult because the other legs kept snagging in the brush. "Chet, I've got an idea, I think we are doing this wrong. Let's try dragging him by the horns, like we were advised by the ammo-store salesman." "OK," says Ivan. After a while, Ivan says, "I think this is a lot better because his legs fold up and don't get caught in the brush, but we seem to be getting farther from the car."
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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah.
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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really.
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Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises? So oxygen can get into their brains.
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Do you know why bankers are good lovers? They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
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What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
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