If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
What is the best type of ship? FRIENDSHIP!
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.