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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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Somebody stole my mood ring and I'm not quite sure how I feel about that..
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
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