Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Somebody stole my mood ring and I'm not quite sure how I feel about that..
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: They can't get their heads in the jars.