Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
What is the best type of ship? FRIENDSHIP!
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.