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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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How long does it take a Mexican to build a, holy shit they're done!
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized.
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