What is the best type of ship? FRIENDSHIP!
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.