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What is the best type of ship? FRIENDSHIP!
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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