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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.
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Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
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Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
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I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
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What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.
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Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!
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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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