Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
2 cannibals having dinner. 1st says to 2nd, "Your wife makes a lovely stew." 2nd answers, "Yes but I will miss her."
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. "Sorry I cant serve you," states the barman. "Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. "Youre under 18," replies the barman.