A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe, and the giraffe gets waay too drunk.
The bartender says, "Hey! you can't leave that lyin' there!"
The guy goes, "that's not a lion its a giraffe!"
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
When Adam asked Eve out for dinner she replied: "Oh I'd love to, but I haven't a thing to wear."
I know an archaeologist who can tell you what period a tampon was from.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her.
She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
A married couple has invoked the ghosts, after 15 minutes of invoking has appeared only the face of the grandmother of the man.
The married couple has asked the grandmother together: "What would you like to tell us dear granny? "
The granny has said: "I am looking forward to seeing you soon. Have a nice day!"
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.
Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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