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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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I'm trying to write a joke about overdosing on cocaine. But I need a line to end it.
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A large construction company sent a party in charge of finding workers all over the world in the very rural areas. They sucessfully obtained a dozen men and decided to fly them back to the construction site immidately. The men were very excited and could only speak of doin the job. Suddenly the piolot flying the plane encountered some difficulties and very safely landed the plane in the desert. Unknowingly to the men they thought they reached on the site, so they opened the door and all they could see was sand all around. Then one of the men shouted out in fear, "Let`s get the f**k out of here before the cement comes."
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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