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Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? A: A Selfie!
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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One afternoon I was walking on a trail with my baby daughter, chatting to her about the scenery. When a man and his dog approached, I leaned down to the carriage and said, “See the doggy?” Suddenly I felt foolish talking to my baby as if she understood me. However, just as the man passed, he reached down, patted his dog, and said, “See the baby?”
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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