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What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
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What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away.
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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.
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Two truck drivers trying to drive under a bridge. Driver, "Oh no, the height of bridge is 2.7m and our truck is 3m." 2nd driver, "it's ok, just go, there is no cops around."
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Patient: "Doctor, I feel there are two of me." Doctor: "Very well, I shall see you, one at a time."
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A patient to his friend: "I am taking rest cure." Friend: "What do you do?" Patient: "I sit every day for three hours in the waiting room of a very busy doctor."
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A man with a bad rash on his hands went to his doctor. The latter examined his hands carefully for sometime and consulted many large volumes on his shelves. Finally, he asked the patient: "Have you had this trouble before?" He answered: "Yes." Doctor said: "You have again got it."
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Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
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