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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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2 cannibals having dinner. 1st says to 2nd, "Your wife makes a lovely stew." 2nd answers, "Yes but I will miss her."
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
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