Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
2 cannibals having dinner. 1st says to 2nd, "Your wife makes a lovely stew." 2nd answers, "Yes but I will miss her."
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.