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Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
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Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
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Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.
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has 59.18 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: poems, sex, vulgar, weed
Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%
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has 59.17 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, tax
Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals? A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!
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has 59.17 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: democrat, dog, political, vulgar
An alien walks into a bar and sits next to a drunk guy and begins poking him in the shoulder. The drunk guy just ignores him. After a wile the guy turns to the alien and begins looking him up and down. He notices that the alien has no genitalia. He then asks "You guys have no genitalia, how do you guy have sex?" The alien, still poking him in the arm, just smiles!
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I told my crush at school, "If you love me, come wearing red tomorrow." The next day she came in wearing black! When she dropped her pen and she bent over to pick it up, I got a look up her skirt at her red thong. Moral of the story: she really loves me underneath it all.
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has 59.12 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: dirty, school
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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Wanna party with me like you just don't care? Put your hand up 45° in the air!
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has 59.12 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, party
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