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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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A lady went to see a tarot reader woman who'll predict her future: Lady, I'm sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future. Don't tell me things that I already know, tell me if there would be an investigation!
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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