Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...