Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
A lady went to see a tarot reader woman who'll predict her future: Lady, I'm sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future. Don't tell me things that I already know, tell me if there would be an investigation!
The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.