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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit.
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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Two friends were having a discussion about their relatives.... "I'll never amount to anything in life..", said the one friend. "In fact, my uncle is the town drunk.." "Well...that's not too bad.", replied the other, trying to console his friend. "Where does your uncle live..?" "New York City..."
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
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