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Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance? A: A late night.
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A third old woman, full of happiness, asks her granddaughter; "My sweety, remind me please.. What’s the name of that German guy that blew my mind off...?" "Alzheimer, granny!"
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget? A: Wow! Your hair smells good!
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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