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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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