Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.
One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.