Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris made time wait.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Why does a penis have a hole at the end? So guys can be open-minded.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.