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Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
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Q: Why was the dirty old man fired from the poultry shop? A: He couldn't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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Q: What did the nut say to the bolt? A: Screw me.
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2 Scientists walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they'll have. The first one says he'll have H2O. The second one said he'll have H2O too. The second one died.
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time. "I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!"
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Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.
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