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What should you call a bald teddy? Fred bear .
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? They forget the recipe.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor? A: Bad Blood.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes A: So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.
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Q: What element is a girl's future best friend? A: Carbon.
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A duck walks into a pet store and asked the owner if he sold “duck-food” here. The owner said; “no, I don’t sell duck food here”. The next day the duck went back to the same pet store, and asked the owner again if he sold “duck-food” here. The owner became very angry and said; “if you ask me for “duck-food” one more time, I am going to nail your web feet to the floor!” The duck came back on the third day and asked the owner of the pet store; “do you sell any hammer and nails here?” The owner answered; “no, I don’t sell any hammer and nails here”. The duck then asked; “do you sell any “duck-food” here”?
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What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
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