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2 Scientists walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they'll have. The first one says he'll have H2O. The second one said he'll have H2O too. The second one died.
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time. "I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!"
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Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.
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Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!
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Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
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Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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Did you hear about the new Exorcist Movie? They got the Devil to come in to take the Priest out of the child.
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