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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
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