Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.