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Little Johnny was in his maths lesson one day when his teacher asked him a question to see if he was paying attention. "If I gave you 20," she began, "and you gave 5 to Mary, 5 to Sally and 5 to Susan, what would you have?" Johnny thought about this and then answered, "An orgy?"
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Me: Can I call an officer a pussy? Cop: No. Me: Can I call a pussy 'officer?' Cop: I guess you could... Me: Goodnight, officer
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In year 1272 Arabics invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.  In year 1873 the British somewhat reinvented the condom by taking it out of the goat first.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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