Little Johnny was in his maths lesson one day when his teacher asked him a question to see if he was paying attention. "If I gave you 20," she began, "and you gave 5 to Mary, 5 to Sally and 5 to Susan, what would you have?" Johnny thought about this and then answered, "An orgy?"
Me: Can I call an officer a pussy? Cop: No. Me: Can I call a pussy 'officer?' Cop: I guess you could... Me: Goodnight, officer
In year 1272 Arabics invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine. In year 1873 the British somewhat reinvented the condom by taking it out of the goat first.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is firstname.lastname@example.org
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.