Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris made time wait.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Why does a penis have a hole at the end? So guys can be open-minded.
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.