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Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, IT, phone, technology
Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
I remember my guidance counselor. The guy studied for years for his job, and deepest thing he ever said to me was, "You have your whole life ahead of you."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: graduation, memory, student, time, work
Client to designer: "It doesn't really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: customer service, stupid
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Mission Statement: A long awkward sentence that demonstrates management's inability to think clearly.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, stupid
Have you heard about the new "Mint flavored birth control pill" for women that they take immediately before sex? They're called "Predickamints".
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has 58.48 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: drug, sex
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
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has 58.48 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: marriage
What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
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has 58.46 % from 362 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
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