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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Why does a penis have a hole at the end? So guys can be open-minded.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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