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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigga?
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has 57.86 % from 434 votes. More jokes about: black people
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
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has 57.86 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper.
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has 57.83 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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has 57.83 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 57.83 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
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has 57.83 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, terrorist, Thanksgiving
A woman goes into a noisy launderette and asks the assistant to do a service wash. ‘What?!’ shouts the assistant. ‘Come again?!’ ‘No!’ shouts back the woman. ‘This time it’s mustard!’
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has 57.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: sex
A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking. The Yankee said, "sex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in." The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."
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has 57.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, mean, sex
A furniture store keeps calling me. But all I wanted was one night stand.
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: business, sex
Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end. He'll come out a wide receiver!
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, prison
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