How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigga?
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face...
Death pissed his pants.
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What do cows read at the breakfast table?
The moospaper.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?
A: Turkey.
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A woman goes into a noisy launderette and asks the assistant to do a service wash.
‘What?!’ shouts the assistant.
‘Come again?!’
‘No!’ shouts back the woman.
‘This time it’s mustard!’
A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking.
The Yankee said, "sex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in."
The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."
A furniture store keeps calling me.
But all I wanted was one night stand.
Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end.
He'll come out a wide receiver!