Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end. He'll come out a wide receiver!
Two condoms walk into a gay bar, look at each other and say "let's get shit-faced!"
Say, "Do I smell popcorn?" right after you fart. So everybody takes a big whiff.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Q: What do you call a group of black people. A: An auction.
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.