Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? Because black people have no rights...
"Is it rape if it's your wife?" "I don't think so." "What a relief! I thought you'd be mad as hell!"
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.
He came into my room late at night. He sat over my body, He sucked, swallowed and he left. It was terrible. It was a BLOODY MOSQUITO!
What do you call a black guy in a coffin? A box of chocolate.
One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
After watching the grades of his child, the angry father said, "After seeing your grades, I feel like teaching a lesson or two and want to give a tight slap." The child excitedly says, "Yes dad, lets go, I know the addresses of all my teachers, we must teach them a lesson."