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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying. "Why are you crying?" asked the other child. "I’m here for a blood test, and they’re going to cut my finger." When he heard this, the other child started to cry. "Why are you crying?" "I’m here for a urine test."
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Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year!
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Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything. We called him 9/12.
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Why is there no gambling in Africa? -Too many Cheetahs!
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Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.
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Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
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