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Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
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Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
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By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" Asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Marine. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
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How do you stop an Iraqi tank? "Just shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
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To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
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What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
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