How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.
What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
A little lizard was walking through the forest to see his pal the monkey. The monkey call out hey little buddy come up here I got some great pot. So the little lizard climbed up the tree. The little lizard and the monkey smoked a great big joint. The little lizard said hey this stuff is great but I have horrible cottonmouth. Well there is a river just down there. So the little lizard walk down the tree through the brush and started to drink the water. All of a sudden a crocodile came out of the water. Hey little buddy waz up said the croc, "I just got stoned with my pal the monkey." "Really" said the croc, "where is he I want some." He is through the brush and up the tree. So the croc walked through the brush and to the tree. The monkey said "holy shit how much did you drink little buddy."
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick.
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.