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A young girl with a bag is crossing the customs. Customs officers check her bag and find some kind of powder. They ask the girl: "What kind of powder is that?" "Heroin" "But heroin is matte-white, and this powder is orange." "This is a kids' heroine – orange taste."
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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
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Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: "Saul, sell your business." He ignores it. It goes on for days. "Saul, sell your business for $3 million." After weeks of this, he relents, sells his store. The voice says ‘Saul, go to Las Vegas." He asks why. "Saul, take the $3 million to Las Vegas." He obeys, goes to a casino. Voice says, "Saul , go to the blackjack table and put it down all on one hand." He hesitates but knows he must. He’s dealt an 18. The dealer has a six showing. "Saul, take a card." What? The dealer has -- "Take a card!" He tells the dealer to hit him. Saul gets an ace. Nineteen. He breathes easy. "Saul, take another card." What? "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!" He asks for another card. It’s another ace. He has twenty. "Saul, take another card," the voice commands. I have twenty! Saul shouts. "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!!" booms the voice. Hit me,Saul says. He gets another ace. Twenty one. The booming voice goes: "un-fucking-believable!"
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Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
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An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first? The apple because the rope catches the black person.
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Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ? A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke? A: Probably...
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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.
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Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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