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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke? A: Probably...
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Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
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Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? A: Bison.
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I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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