Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
A lady went to see a tarot reader woman who'll predict her future: Lady, I'm sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future. Don't tell me things that I already know, tell me if there would be an investigation!
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.