A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke? A: Probably...
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? A: Bison.
I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.