What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
"May I buy half a rabbit?" "No, we don't split hares."
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."