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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
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Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke? A: Probably...
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Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? A: Bison.
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I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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