What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs.
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget? A: Wow! Your hair smells good!
What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right boob is hanging out." As he gets closer it becomes apparent that it "IS" hanging out. When he gets face to face with her he says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Well, your boob is hanging out." She looks down and says "OMIGOD, I left the baby on the bus!"