What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
Where do sharks come from? Sharkago.
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle.
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late.
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.