Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah.
A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms. We have some for 75 cents a peace. The man asks for two. The pharmacist calculates the total and says, "That will be $1.58 with tax, sir." The pollock says, "Oh, these come with tacks? I was wondering how you keep them on."
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.