How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
"May I buy half a rabbit?" "No, we don't split hares."
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.