What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain? A: A widower.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.
What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.