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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
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Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain? A: A widower.
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Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
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What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.
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What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.
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